"Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." (Mitch Radcliffe)
"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three"
I would like to apply fore a job as an editor of your paper. I halve a computer, and it has spellcheck, and it wood seam that this is awl I really knead.
I had originally intended too dew this last weak, but then I happened to reed my horoscope in The Times, and it said:
"Put on the reigns before you lose control of everything."
Of coarse, once I red this, I gnu it wood be better to weight four a more auspicious thyme.
Aye thought at first that maybe I should caul, but then I decided it mite be better to right. I truly believe that I would be a grate editor -- know matter watt -- rein or shine. Eye wood make accuracy inn spelling the mane ingredient of my editorial rain. Just to prove my hart is in the rite place, I maid sure this letter was perfect -- I ran it threw Spellcheck.
I really due wont this job, and I no I could bee a reel asset, butt if yew don't higher mi, I won't whale. Based on recent discussions in various places on various topics, it is pretty clear that it would be worthwhile to break this and other such functionality away from Mozilla.
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